Happy 2020, everyone!
The first cringeworthy cover of the year is a throwback to Ellora’s Cave. How many of us are glad these covers are in the past? *raises hand* Where’s the cake that they’re supposed to eat? Is she the cake? Is her name Cake? WTF?
I’m surprised there’s any money left for them to buy cake—it looks like they spent their entire budget on a wig from Whitesnake’s “Eighties Hair Band Collection.”
He certainly isn’t beefcake.
I never could figure out why they used this guy for a model. They always had to put a wig on him and it never looked natural.