Reader Brenda sent this beauty in to us. I mean, WTAF is this? The cover is bad enough, but the title?
You guys. This is not a joke. The Billionaire Stepbrother Hucow Alien Futa Shifter Monster Book is an actual thing. Check out the blurb:
When Abby becomes part of the wealthy Montgomery family, she can’t deny her attraction for her stepbrother, Jonathan. But there’s something she wants just as much: to join him on the crew that will make the first ever deep-space flight.
While the ship explores space, Abby and Jonathan explore each other’s bodies. As they prepare to make history, the crew ends up at the mercy of an alien race who lead them through a series of bizarre mating experiments. Despite their initial shock, Abby and the others find themselves consumed by lust. Will they be able to fight their raging hormones long enough to escape and find their way back to Earth?
“an alien race who leads them through a series of bizarre mating experiments“??? YOU GUYS.
But wait, there’s more. Check out this warning:
Caution: This book is intended for adult readers only. It contains explicit sexual material, including FF sex, menage, nonhuman sex, lactation, anal play, and more. If such material offends you, please do not buy this book.
Lactation and nonhuman sex? Like, at the same time…??
This book is free for those who have Kindle Unlimited. Which one of you pervs is going to read it first? Don’t pretend like you don’t want to. There’s no judgment here. This is a safe space.
I cannot even.
ROFLMAO! My eyebrows stuttered on lactation too!
THUD *faints dead away*
HA! It’s like they took a ton of romance tropes, put them in a blender, and poured them out in the form of this book. How lazy was it not to work in a space motorcycle gang our secret alien baby, though? 😉
Ha! I totally wondered about the secret alien baby myself. I didn’t think of the space motorcycle gang though. I must be off my game.
I’m baffled by the title. It’s total gibberish. Hucow? Futa? WTF!
weird