Reviewer: Rowena Testing Passion by Marty Rayne
Publisher: Self-Published
Publication Date: October 29th, 2007
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Erotica
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Working as a sex toy tester has its perks, but Janet O'Neal never expected to work with a partner. When her company sends over hunky Damien Richards to help her evaluate some new catalog items, Janet is naturally hesitant. Damien's smoldering good looks and alluring charm, however, make the job all the more fun.
Alright so this was one of those quick reads. It only took me about a half hour to read this book and a half hour to be disappointed in this read. I thought it was going to be really good because it seemed that it was going to be easy to follow and pretty steamy as well but there was only one and a half of a sex scene and it was just okay.
So we’ve got Janet O’Neal, who is a college student studying to be a journalist and is a part time sex toy tester for Pandora’s Box. She’s supposedly hella tight at her reports, so good in fact that she’s caught the attention of the owner of Pandora Box himself, Damien Richards.
Seriously.
This is like the perfect plot for one of those soft porn movies on Skinamax. LOL.
Seriously.
Janet is dumped because she likes her sex a little too kinky for her boyfriend Alan’s taste and he needs to move on without her and her sex toys giving him the creeps. After the break up she writes her supervisor and tells her that she won’t be able to try out the couples only toys, only the single ones since she’s no longer part of a couple.
Damien finds out about this and thinks he’s going to lose his best tester.
Seriously.
So he puts all the toys that need to be tested ASAP because of sex toy deadlines into a duffle bag and he rushes over to her house to play as her stand in for…Alan.
Seriously.
They have lots of sex (but only about two sex scenes are written for this) and after the weekend is done, they’re done with each other only they can’t stand to be without eachother and because they both know that somewhere during the loads of sex they had over the weekend, they both fell in love with each other and don’t want to be apart from each other so Janet decides to go into the office (or store or whatever) and find Damien for herself…and she totally finds him.
She also finds out that he’s not just a regular toy tester like her but THE TOP DAWG of the store in which she works for and after she’s pissed off at him for about two seconds, he starts taking her clothes off and all is forgotten and they live happily ever after.
And that’s it.
Seriously.
So you don’t need to read this book because it wasn’t all that to begin with and I just done told you the whole story. Save your $3 and just take my word for it, it was okay but not the best erotica ebook that I’ve ever read…I could have gotten a parfait from McDonalds with the money I spent on this eBook, so yeah go treat yourself to a parfait and enjoy it, you’ll enjoy that more than this book.
Seriously.
Grade: 3 out of 5