What an attractive cover. Nah, not really. The guy on the right looks kind of mad that the guy on the left has his hand down his pants, don’t you think? He looks like he’s thinking, “Hurry up, I have to go do my math homework” and well, just no.   Seriously, the guy on […]

  Another week where I wish brain bleach were actually a thing. Y’all don’t realize the horror I suffer for you. I deserve a cookie. This cover isn’t actually all that bad. You know, if we ignore the fact that both boobs are covered in fur but her stomach isn’t. And the weird cat-like face/ears, […]

This week I’m taking a break from the monster-porn covers. I felt like we all needed a break, you know? Instead we’re doing tree porn! You’re welcome.   I..don’t even know what to say about this cover. To be honest, it probably wouldn’t have even made my radar if it weren’t for that super creepy, […]

We’re back with another monster-porn cover this week. I know you’re as excited as I am! Y’all, THAT IS TERRIFYING. My grandma collects garden gnomes! I can’t be seeing this kid of crap. I’ll never unsee that! But I kind of wonder if this is what the Travelocity Gnome gets up to in his spare time. […]

A truly awful, terrible thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I discovered a whole slew of monster-porn books. Yes, people, that’s a real thing. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your outlook), I firmly believe misery loves company. Therefore I’m going to share with […]