Bear with me for today’s cover… Get it? Bear with me? Because there’s a bear on the cover? Funny, right? Right? Jeez, tough crowd. You know what I love about this? Their faces match. The guy and the bear have exactly the same expression. A kind of broody pout. Which is, like, totally hot. And […]

I don’t even know where to start with this cover.. The size DD pecs he’s sporting? The tree trunk-like thighs? The 8-pack? While all those things are impressive, I have to say my favorite part is that Dude is totally making the duck face. He’s like “aw, yeah. I’m hella hot like this. Better upload […]

Today’s cover is one that may give me nightmares. Y’all, I’m pretty sure something crawled up her ass. Something crawled up her ass! I feel like that is not okay. Unless she’s into that kind of thing, of course. Because people are totally into that kind of stuff, right? Who am I to judge? More […]

Today’s cover isn’t so much full of WTF as it is funny.     Dude’s are like “Oh, this is so wrong…but it feels so right” and the dog’s all “Ha! Ha! Ha! Look at me!” Best photo bomb ever.

Today’s cover comes to us from reader Karen. I would thank her for sending it, but I’m not sure gratitude is the best response to the scorching of my brain. Have I mentioned how much these CGI covers freak me out? Is her neck, like, superlong, or is it just me? Actually, the position of […]