This week I’m taking a break from the monster-porn covers. I felt like we all needed a break, you know? Instead we’re doing tree porn! You’re welcome.   I..don’t even know what to say about this cover. To be honest, it probably wouldn’t have even made my radar if it weren’t for that super creepy, […]

We’re back with another monster-porn cover this week. I know you’re as excited as I am! Y’all, THAT IS TERRIFYING. My grandma collects garden gnomes! I can’t be seeing this kid of crap. I’ll never unsee that! But I kind of wonder if this is what the Travelocity Gnome gets up to in his spare time. […]

A truly awful, terrible thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I discovered a whole slew of monster-porn books. Yes, people, that’s a real thing. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your outlook), I firmly believe misery loves company. Therefore I’m going to share with […]

This week’s cover is…I don’t even know what this cover is.   I love the splashes of red. I assume that’s mean to be blood? I love that his hand is on his chin, though it took me a few to figure out that’s where the shadow was coming from. This isn’t even a botched photoshop […]

Today’s cover is kind of a mish-mash of WTF. It’s like two separate books in one. Hey, it’s a two-fer! Lucky us. First things first: This looks like 2 separate book covers in one. If I saw this on the shelf I’d think I was getting a twofer. Photoshop fail.  Also, what’s up with her arm? It […]