Today’s cover is…fun. Check out homeboy’s tan line. That, and the speedo, are supersexy. Don’t you think? Oh Dear is right.

This week’s cover isn’t awful, but it isn’t awfully good, either. You know what I can’t stop staring at? Her ear. WTF is going on up there? An earring? Her hair? His hair? His ear? IDEFK, man.

I’ve actually read and enjoyed books by this author, but this cover is…not my favorite. I know we’ve seen worse, but something about the placement of her body in front of his, the jeans and the hip-bones just doesn’t work.

Today’s cover is a hot mess. This has me secretly longing to bleach my eyes. There are so many things wrong with it, I don’t even know where to start. There isn’t a single thing here that works.