I have no idea what is happening here. Is she dead? Passed out? What’s with the wings? And holy hell, how does the title fit in here? If she isn’t dead, he really should be supporting her neck.

The only reason I chose this cover was because I have to give props to any woman out there that wears floss like this. You are my hero. Also, is it just me or is this guy completely disinterested?

I couldn’t wait until next Christmas to share this gem. I sure hope these two are sharing a kiss anywhere but where my mind is going. Another thing…the underwear look like something my son wore when he was five. And why are his pants around his ankles? This cover is all sorts of weird.

Really, what is going on with the abs here? Whatever is going on, it’s not right. The face looks like a photograph but the lower my gaze drops, the more cartoonish the model looks.

I can’t even with this cover. There is something about the abs on the man that made me think he was either pregnant or had a beer belly. Don’t even get me started on the hedgehog.