Wowza. Temptation Unveiled indeed. Please unveil some more. But seriously, is that his hand or his, erm, sword? What say you?

It’s hot in Kansas, y’all. What is with the guy on the right? He has a look of, well, rapture on his face. It’s disturbing. Then the guy at the bottom looks like he has a bright, glowing yellow Adam’s apple. The whole cover is pretty squicky. And her love handles? WTF.

Er…toward the lower back. Do you see it? Is that bad photoshop or does this guy literally have fat rolls on his back? As for the other guy, do you see the Hawaiian flowers? Underwear or tattoos? Again, thanks to our wonderful reader, Sandy, for this awful cover!

This cover has me yearning to ride a buck to the nearest bar to have a green beer. How about you?