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Don’t Miss This Holiday Season’s Number One Read: The Italian Gourmet-Baby-Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress

Posted December 22, 2008 by Holly in Promotions | 1 Comment

He needed children for an advertising campaign. . .

All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he goes to an orphanage looking for a new spokes-baby, he finds twins with eyes the color of pureed Cornish game hens. Mama Mia! He must take them home!

What he got was a ready-made family!

Content with her lot in life, Chastity Bliss slaves for her stepmother at the orphanage. This way she stays with her babies, though she can never acknowledge them. When Cesar adopts her twins, she follows as their nanny. What can she do? She has no choice, because though he doesn’t know it . . .

Cesar is their father!

December 15th – Carolyn Jean posts chapter 1
December 16th –
Ann Aguirre posts chapter 2
December 17th –
Tumperkin posts chapter 3
December 18th –
Bettie Sharpe posts chapter 4
December 19th –
Carrie Lofty posts chapter 5
December 20th –
Meljean Brook posts chapter 6
December 21st –
Kate Rothwell posts chapter 7
December 22nd –
Lorelie Brown posts chapter 8
December 23rd –
Dionne Galace posts all 8 chapters

The Italian Gourmet Baby Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress will eventually be available for download through Amazon and Scribd. Story concept and project vision by Tumperkin; cover design: Bettie Sharpe.


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