Tag: Libby Malin

Guest Author: Excerpt Two

Posted May 5, 2009 by Casee in Promotions | 1 Comment

Here is the excerpt that Libby especially likes. I have to admit, my 1st person allergy notwithstanding, this book sounds really cute.

9:13 a.m.

“You know Mitch—always doing the unexpected.” Anne repeated the words she’d used on Lenny but this time they were in a whispered conversation with a reporter at CNBC. Someone had turned her radio off by the time she came back upstairs and she’d yet to flip it back on.

The reporter was incredulous. “So you’re saying he’s cutting his salary? Is this a gimmick, Anne—something to get in the headlines?”

“Of course it will be to get in the headlines, Darren. But that’s the point. He wants to set an example for other CEOs. He looks at it this way— ”

She searched for a Mitch-like metaphor, feeling simultaneously proud and frightened when she came up with one in a nanosecond.

“—executive salaries are giant ticks sucking the blood from the body of Corporate America.” Anne spoke slowly so Darren could type what she was saying. She knew he was typing even though she’d told him all this was “off the record.” Darren had “come across” this story in the first place because she had “accidentally” faxed a memo on this topic to him when she was faxing out a routine press release. Wouldn’t you know it? Of all the reporters in her spreadsheet list, she ended up making a mistake like this with Darren the Unscrupulous. She asked him to hold the story until it was official, but he wouldn’t commit. That Darren. He was a coy one.

“In order for the companies to be re-energized, the tick has to stop sucking,” she continued. “The bloodletting must cease. The CEO’s salary is the tick,” she explained, just in case he didn’t get it. “Mitch thinks all CEOs should follow his example. He’s thinking of putting a proclamation up on the company web site, daring others to sign.”

Oh yes, Mitch would put up that proclamation. Anne made a mental note to get Greg working on that after her phone call.

She heard Darren snicker as he typed. “That’s good, Anne. Really good.”

“You know Mitch,” she said, “always at the forefront. He expects the parade to catch up to him.”

At the end of their conversation, she reminded Darren how this was all “on background” and it had been a mistake for him to see the memo and wouldn’t he be a sweetheart and hold it just this once? After she got off the phone she wondered precisely how long he’d wrestle with his conscience before violating her request to keep the story quiet. A half hour? Naw, more like five minutes. He probably had getting past his conscience on speed dial.

She stood, stretching as she did so. Sheila wasn’t in her cubicle, and Ken wasn’t back from his errand. His neat desk held a perfectly-aligned stack of papers related to the Annual Report. She had to get Mitch’s message to Ken or he wouldn’t be able to finish a draft of that project. She really didn’t want to sabotage Ken today. She would get on it as soon as she finished the task at hand, Mitch’s proclamation to the world that CEO salaries had to stop ballooning out of control while the proletariat labored in the fields for peanuts. She sat back down and got to it.

The words flowed effortlessly from mind to fingers to screen:

“Whereas American business is a constantly evolving paradigm (Mitch hated that word) that requires fresh ideas, innovative innovations (how’s that for prose that sings?), new approaches and bold strokes to survive, I, Mitch Burnham of The Burnham Group, proudly proclaim this date as the beginning of a new revolution….

“As CEO of The Burnham Group, I have long made more money than Croesus. My salary, like those of other CEOs, is a double-digit multiplier of the average salary of those in my employ…

“I proudly proclaim that I will cut my salary to a modest yet fair amount, slightly above the salary earned by the best-paid employee in my business (that would be Lenny)…

“I proudly (there’s that word again) challenge all CEOs to do the same, to cut their salaries to amounts more in line with what their average workers’ take home and to stop sucking the lifeblood from their companies and their stockholders by padding their own bank accounts and feathering their own nests (nothing like clichés to spice up a business communique)…”

She emailed this to Greg with a quick note—“this goes on the first page of the web site.” She neglected to tell him to hold it until she gave an “okay to launch” directive. She knew that Greg prioritized his work by what he found most interesting. Anne’s guess was that he’d find this tantalizing enough to push it to the top of his to-do pile.

After finishing this grand task, she looked around again. Still no Ken or Sheila. Darn. She felt like gabbing. She also felt like snacking. Normally she’d run to the vending machines downstairs and get herself a bag of pretzels to quell the morning hunger pangs. But today, that wouldn’t do. So she picked up the phone and called the local Bonne Buns bakery, ordering pastries and cinnamon buns for the entire office. That would be a nice treat to nail down the image of Mitch’s generosity.

“Send the bill to Mitch Burnham’s account—today,” she purred into the receiver.

That accomplished, she took off for the hallway leading to Mitch’s office.

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Guest Author: Excerpt Time!

Posted May 5, 2009 by Casee in Giveaways, Promotions | 0 Comments

Libby Malin is with us today, talking about her new release, Fire Me. To get you as excited about the book as we are, here is Chapter 1 in its’ entirety. Check back later for an excerpt that Libby herself especially loves.

Chapter 1

From Mitch Burnham’s book Use It or Lose It:
Think of your employees as children. You might let them sit behind the wheel, but you’d never give them the keys to the Maserati. Sure, let them pretend if it makes them feel good. But in the end, there’s only one driver and it’s not one of the kids.

Monday, 7:02 a.m.

Sometimes Anne Wyatt wished she could feed parts of her life into a shredder.

She stood staring out at the crystal blue sky from her seventh floor Crystal City, Virginia apartment, fingers warming around a Burnham Group mug, thoughts jammed in first gear as they outstripped her ability to process them all. Her short reddish hair was still damp from the shower and she wore one navy pump but couldn’t find the other.

Should I call my brother to apologize for getting angry with him last night? Should I give up on Lean Cuisine and start eating regular frozen meals? Should I have handed in my resignation earlier when I’d first gotten word I’d landed the California job? Should I start drinking decaf or will I get a headache? Am I spending too much time with Rob when I know the relationship’s not going anywhere? Should I forget about finding the other shoe and just change my outfit entirely?

Her thoughts danced and fluttered like the blossoms outside her window, eventually landing gently on the argument with her brother. Her brother was in the military, and headed out for deployment overseas.

Her cat meowed gently from the short hall to the bedroom.

“Maisie, don’t you think I should be able to suppress minor irritations at a time like this?” she asked without turning to look at her. She took the cat’s silence as a yes.

But no, no, she had to jump in with verbal fists flying and rhetorical arrows zinging. She came from a family of fighters, after all. Her father had been a full-bird colonel and his father a general. Her mother had been an Army nurse.

Anne had not followed their path but had spent most of her young adulthood carving out a road that led in the opposite direction, away from rigidity and structure toward freedom and flexibility. She’d pursued a degree in the arts.

But she was Corporate Girl now, having forsaken flowing skirts, velvety jackets, and bangly earrings. Sometimes she wondered if her previous life had been a dream, or if she’d really wanted that life, or merely wanted to rebel or…or what?

It didn’t matter anyway. She might be a responsible contributor to society now but in her brother’s eyes, she would always be…Irresponsible Anne. She wished she was.

I should call Jack and smooth things over, but that’s tantamount to surrender. Surely he’d lose what little respect he has for me if he senses I’m waving the white flag.

Noticing a smudge on the flat pane of glass, she quickly retrieved a bottle of window cleaner and square of paper towel. Here, at least, was a problem she could quickly solve. She’d become fastidious about her apartment lately, since she was going to need to sublet it. As she rubbed the glass, she admired the lush green landscape of spring, the earth so thick with new growth it looked like you could scoop it up with a spoon. She stepped back to admire her work just as a flash of deep blue broke away from the paler blue sky.

Bluebird of happiness—an omen! She smiled. What message do you have for me?

Bump! Splat! Bluebird of happiness ran into transparently clean window.
Omygod. She dropped the window cleaner as if it were a smoking gun.

Get out of here, Anne, before you slay any more harbingers of spring. She hustled to her bedroom, searching for that other shoe and rehearsing her speech.

“I’m resigning, Mister Burnham, because…”

Kenneth Wright Montgomery III growled to himself as he threw drawings and pencils into a large leather portfolio. Simple enough to get going early, Ken. Just means waking up when the alarm goes off the first time.

Let’s go, man!

As he closed the portfolio, a corner of heavy paper stopped him. Okay, no go. He pulled out a sketch to right it, but spent a few seconds smiling at the beginnings of a pencil drawing of his co-worker, Anne Wyatt. If he could just find the time, he’d capture those big eyes perfectly…

He shook his head, repositioning the drawing before zipping up the bag.

He’d be lucky if he had time to think, let alone sketch at the office today. The workload was preposterously heavy and his boss a mercurial maniac who changed his mind about graphic designs as often as Britney changed hairstyles. But it paid extremely well and that was all he was interested in right now.

Ken was all about the “right now” right now. Let’s go, let’s go!

He stepped forward, catching a glimpse of himself in the mirror by the door. His thick hair dampened his blue Oxford shirt. His dark hair wouldn’t take so long to dry, of course, if he’d cut it. Not likely. Then he’d really look like his father. He straightened his blue and gold tie and reached for the doorknob. And stopped cold, remembering.

Okay, no go.

Today was “Pizzazz Day” at the Burnham Group. Staff members had been exhorted to wear something unique, crazy, fun, even weird. A blue blazer, tan Dockers, and varsity-striped tie didn’t exactly shout: “Here stands a creative man.”

He growled again and rushed back into his bedroom, screeching hangers on a desperate hunt for The Wild Outfit. Shirts, suits, blazers, neatly pressed pants—no go, no go, no go, dammit!

Finally, his gaze lit on a bright lime green tie with Santa design. Okay, that would have to do, something that expressed his “inner child.” He yanked off the old and threw on the new.

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s freakin’ go!

But as he hurried to the foyer of his Silver Spring, Maryland one-bedroom, his toe caught on a stray piece of parquet tile. No. Go! He’d have to call the landlord to get that fixed. Damned if he’d lose his security deposit. Every extra bit of cash he made now was going toward The Escape Plan. Escape Corporate World. Escape his Father’s Clutches. Escape…oh hell, other stuff he couldn’t think of now.

He’d come to the conclusion, after working for his father’s financial services business in Baltimore for two years, then for an arts consortium in DC for another five, and now for the Burnham Group for a scant six months, that he had to approach life the same way he approached painting and drawing. He couldn’t just stare at the canvas waiting and imagining. He had to make the first stroke and let it both limit and free him at the same time. He had to make choices.

Okay, here was a choice—he’d call the landlord later. Let’s get going!

He grabbed his portfolio, opened the door and raced to the elevator, stepping on just before the doors glided close. A business-suited woman nodded a quick hello.
“Morning,” he said, leaning his portfolio against the wall while he finished knotting his tie. Triggered by the motion, the tie burst into cheerful electronic song. They zoomed to the lobby to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.”

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Guest Author: Libby Malin – Fire Me

Posted May 5, 2009 by Holly in Giveaways, Promotions | 20 Comments

Please join us in welcoming author Libby Malin! She’s here to talk about her latest release, Fire Me.

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In Fire Me, the protagonist, Anne Wyatt, tries to earn her boss’ negative vibes so that he’ll choose her for a lay-off, with its generous severance package, by the end of the day. She already has another job lined up and had been prepared to hand in her resignation anyway, so what could go wrong with this perfectly delicious plan?

Well, plenty, not least of which is her own discovery that maybe the plans she’d made for her personal and professional future need to be reevaluated as she learns a lot more than she bargained for about love and life.

Fire Me is a full-blown, no holds barred comic romp using everything in the humor tool box—slapstick, wry dialogue, some crazy characters and an underlying comedic premise (trying to get fired) designed to elicit at least a secret smile from the reader as she cracks open the pages. Finding those funny moments is a challenge, though, for writers!

Depending on your source, a famous playwright or actor was reported to have said on his deathbed: Dying is easy, comedy is hard.

For this writer of a comedic novel, let me say: yes, yes, yea—comedy is hard! Writing physical humor, in particular, is a challenge as you strive to find the right rhythm for activities that, if seen on a screen or a stage, would have an immediate laugh-producing effect. Writing can slow that effect down, so timing is a critical part of the humor-writing process.

For me, it was important to keep up a good pace throughout the novel. It takes place in one day, but a lot of backstory has to be included in that day so that the reader knows who Anne and Ken are and how their pasts color their current choices.

One device I used to create a feeling of time passing quickly was “time stamping” various scenes. So the action in the book begins at “7:02 a.m.” and ends around “8:25 a.m.” the next day with a continuous tick-tock that I hoped enhanced the sense that Anne was racing to find the right “fire me” strategies throughout her crazy day.

Near the end of the book, I used shorter time-stamped passages to indicate the pace was reaching desperation stage and thus the antics were getting wilder.

Only the readers can say if I was successful—and it’s been indescribably gratifying to see so many reviewers mention they laughed out loud while reading the book. After writing, rewriting, revising, polishing, and tweaking Fire Me about a zillion times, it became hard for me to tell if it would, in fact, trigger a giggle!

Thanks to everyone who has told me it does! For more information about Fire Me and my other books, check out my website at www.LibbysBooks.com

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Fire Me is available now from Sourcebooks Casablanca. If you’d like to win* a copy, leave a comment on this post before 11:59 p.m., Wednesday May 6th and we’ll toss your name in the hat.

*contest open to residents in the US and Canada only.


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Review: Fire Me: A Tale of Scheming, Dreaming and Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places by Libby Malin.

Posted May 5, 2009 by Rowena in Reviews | 1 Comment


Grade: 3.75 out of 5

One day, a dysfunctional office, and a budding romance.

Anne Wyatt has finally had it with incompetent co-workers, a boss who runs hot and cold, and meaningless busywork with impossible deadlines. But the day she goes in determined to hand in her resignation, she learns that her boss is planning to let someone go. She changes course, deciding to try for the lay-off and the severance package that goes with it.

Throughout the day, she engages in hysterical antics designed to attract her boss’ negative evaluation, egged on by Ken, the handsome graphic designer in the next cubicle, who has his own ideas for liberation from the corporate grind. In the end, together Anne and Ken have to decide what is important in life, and what they need to discard without a second glance.

The blurb does a pretty bang up job of explaining what this story is about, so I’m just going to jump into my review.

Anne Wyatt was quite the character. She was one of those heroines that had you raising your eyebrows at the stunts she pulled to try to get herself fired. She’s one of those artsy types so she’s really creative. The things that she did throughout that day had me either a) horrified or b) laughing my ass off. She made this story quite lively and I enjoyed getting to know her character. The little crush that she develops on Ken was adorable as well. Almost as adorable as Ken himself was.

Ken is a struggling artist who is trying to get his own art gallery off the ground. He’s doing it without his father’s money so he’s got to work to get the money together to make his dream a reality. Ken works with Anne and he’s the newest member to the team. So when their boss, Mitch, announces that he needs to get rid of one person, Ken immediately thinks he’s the one to go since he’s the lowest man on the totem pole. I really enjoyed Ken’s character because he was always right behind Anne trying to pick up her messes so that he could keep the job that he needed.

The whole book was a riot of office activity and it had me laughing more than once. In the beginning of the book and throughout the middle of the book, the story dragged. It was easy for me to put the book down and move on to something else, but aside from that, this was a pretty decent read. I’m glad that I finished it because it ended really cute. This is the first book that I’ve read from this author and I would not mind reading more. She did well with this one.

This book is available from Sourcebooks. You can buy it here.

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Be sure to stop back later as Libby Malin will be here talking about Fire Me and giving away a copy!


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Guest Authors Coming Soon to a Book Binge Near You

Posted May 2, 2009 by Holly in Promotions | 5 Comments

Next week we have two amazing authors scheduled to visit Book Binge.

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On Tuesday, May 5th, contemporary author Libby Malin will be visiting to celebrate the release of Fire Me (Sourcebooks, May 1).

One day, a dysfunctional office, and a budding romance.

Anne Wyatt has finally had it with incompetent co-workers, a boss who runs hot and cold, and meaningless busywork with impossible deadlines. But the day she goes in determined to hand in her resignation, she learns that her boss is planning to let someone go. She changes course, deciding to try for the lay-off and the severance package that goes with it.

Throughout the day, she engages in hysterical antics designed to attract her boss’ negative evaluation, egged on by Ken, the handsome graphic designer in the next cubicle, who has his own ideas for liberation from the corporate grind. In the end, together Anne and Ken have to decide what is important in life, and what they need to discard without a second glance.

We’re very excited and hope all of you will stop by and make Libby feel welcome. Naturally we’ll be doing a giveaway, too. So make sure you stop by first thing Tuesday morning!

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On Wednesday, bestselling author Maria V. Snyder will be visiting to celebrate the release of Storm Glass (Mira, April 28), the first book in a new spin off of her wildly popular Study series. Rowena and I recently had the opportunity to attend a signing with Maria and she was kind enough to sign three extra copies of Storm Glass for us. Make sure you come back on Wednesday to be entered to win a copy!!

As a glassmaker and a magician-in-training, Opal Cowen understands trial by fire. Now it’s time to test her mettle. Someone has sabotaged the Stormdancer clan’s glass orbs, killing their most powerful magicians. The Stormdancers—particularly the mysterious and mercurial Kade—require Opal’s unique talents to prevent it happening again. But when the mission goes awry, Opal must tap in to a new kind of magic as stunningly potent as it is frightening. And the further she delves into the intrigue behind the glass and magic, the more distorted things appear. With lives hanging in the balance—including her own—Opal must control powers she hadn’t known she possessed…powers that might lead to disaster beyond anything she’s ever known.

We hope you’ll join us next week!


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