Without further ado, I bring you our last WTF Holiday Book Cover of December and the last WTF Cover Saturday of 2018. Do you like pasties? This girl is obviously not eating any holiday treats. Or it’s just not showing. I think I hate her.
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When I looked at this cover, the song Low by T-Pain came to mind. I really think it’s the fur. It has to be. Interchange ever “she/her” for “he/his” and I think this song fits rather nicely.
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin’ at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants and the Reebok’s with the straps (the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (a smack)
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
It looks like someone is getting the white glove treatement!
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Lets be honest with each other here. This has to be the creepiest, pedo looking Santa I’ve ever seen in my 29 years on this earth.
Moving onto the woman. Her boobs are totally lopsided and she’s getting strangled by Christmas lights. Obviously she’s not on the nice list this year. Seriously though. This Santa looks creepy enough to strangle someone.
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Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corn-cob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
He’s also wearing a red banana hammock and apparently has quite the package. The question here is important…is it made out of snow?
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Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming!
I’ve always, always wanted to see Santa jingle his balls so this cover is up my alley. I also love the dusting on the woman’s ass. It brings realism to the cover.
