I’m not even speechless because I can’t stop laughing. I don’t know if it’s the title, the horse, or the glasses. The only thing that would make it better would be if the horse was a unicorn.

What the mother eff. This cover is all sorts of wrong. What do you feel when you look at this cover? This is how I feel:

Today’s cover is…fun. Check out homeboy’s tan line. That, and the speedo, are supersexy. Don’t you think? Oh Dear is right.

This week’s cover isn’t awful, but it isn’t awfully good, either. You know what I can’t stop staring at? Her ear. WTF is going on up there? An earring? Her hair? His hair? His ear? IDEFK, man.

I’ve actually read and enjoyed books by this author, but this cover is…not my favorite. I know we’ve seen worse, but something about the placement of her body in front of his, the jeans and the hip-bones just doesn’t work.