Hey baby, want to go for a ride? I’m going to ride naked. With a feather up my ass. Hop on.

There are times when I go looking for these covers that I wonder how there could possibly be yet another WTF cover. Yet there always is. It never fails. It’s not even the skin(?) wings here that bother me. It’s the hands. What the hell is going on with his hands? First, the veins. I […]

This cover is tragic. Absolutely tragic. What is going on with his abs? Will we ever run out of Ellora’s Cave covers?

MY EYES. THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN. I don’t want to even contemplate how this got through to publication. I need to wash my eyes out with chlorine.

This cover is just wrong on so many levels. The sweater, the balloons, what’s up with his left hand? The picture she’s staring at. Need I go on? I’m wondering if he really is a man at all.