Ermmmm, okay. I’m not really into mermaids (Ariel notwithstanding), so this cover caught my eye immediately. I don’t know where to start here. First, he has a tail that looks like it should be for a female. He looks like he’s posing for the mermaid version of GQ. And his nipples. WTF indeed.
You guys. WTAF is going on here? The title caught my eye first, then the huge gun she was holding. Then I noticed the monkey. What the hell kind of nanny has a gun and a monkey? I just can’t with this cover.
You guys. This cover. WTAF is this?? He doesn’t look like a Beast so much as a Gorilla. I don’t even know, man… via GIPHY
Oh Ellora’s Cave. You never fail to disappoint in the WTF Cover department. Honestly, though, this cover isn’t terrible by EC standards. Still, I’m not a fan.
I actually have this book in my TBR pile from awhile back, but this cover doesn’t do a lot for me. Every single time I look at it, I think she’s giving me the bird. I always have to do a double take.