Ermmmm, okay. I’m not really into mermaids (Ariel notwithstanding), so this cover caught my eye immediately. I don’t know where to start here. First, he has a tail that looks like it should be for a female. He looks like he’s posing for the mermaid version of GQ. And his nipples. WTF indeed.
Listen, I can’t be with a man whose tail is prettier than mine. I just can’t.
Think how in nature it’s often the male that has the more vibrant coloring. He is the peacock of mermen!
Based on what I’m seeing, it’s a case of all “mer,” no “man.”
his tail looks a little like kelp or endive