I found today’s cover on Goodreads. Y’all, I just can’t..
Look. Photoshop shouldn’t be abused like this. It’s just a mishmash, hodgepodge. No. So much no.
Apparently the content isn’t much better than the cover. While browsing the reviews I came upon this gem:
“That brutal erection again! It felt like a child’s arm was rubbing against her leg.”
A child’s leg!?!?
“The slit at the end of it oozed a drop of heavy, pearly man-nectar, like some venom-dripping serpent ready to strike”
WTAF?!?! Excuse me while I hork up my lunch.
You just made my day! LMAO!
OMG. The cover is sooooo bad and poor Sam Bond (the cover model). His image has been destroyed on so many covers.
And….not to be outdone. “My Lord,” she told him, “I know you love my splendid posterior, but let’s be careful which hole we… Ohhhhh!”
words fail me