Today’s cover comes to us courtesy of reader Catherine. Oh, Catherine. I don’t even want to know how you found this gem.
You guys. What is this even? And the blurb?
A well known personal trainer at the gym, Cormac knows his stuff and isn’t afraid to strut it either. The strapping, muscled bull has a cock tilt to his horns and years of experience on his lips, just waiting to impart his knowledge on to a less experienced generation of lifters and fitness chasers. He’s lucky to have come across the otter in need of a coach.
Taking the lithe otter into a private training room can only lead to one thing, although the otter is too fixed on staring at Cormac’s tail to notice where their training session is going. Cormac could not have had it any better, truly. Too bad he’ll be the one on his knees begging for something more than training…
So it’s a bull and an otter? That sounds..fun.
WTF am I looking at? That’s a bull? Not a horse? Because I’m pretty sure it’s a horse (and I can’t believe I’m arguing about the species of this weight lifting/otter-sex-having creature). And what exactly is the blurb trying to imply is happening? Haha, I think my favorite thing is the water bottle in the front. I’m glad the illustrator took the time to include that detail because hydration is important during exercise.
Especially vigorous exercise.
Hahahahahaha – you made me laugh!
I’m positive it’s a horse! Plus, check out the way the cover creatively cuts off right at the crotch so you can’t actually check out his “package”.
WTF?? No, really, WTF? A bull and an otter? Someone wrote that shit? And then drew a horse on the cover? There’s just too much wrong with this whole picture my mind can’t even process it all.