Reader Sandy sent this to us and I can’t even deal with this cover. The premise. OMG.
Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.
But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.
Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love.
Seriously, WTF?
There really are no words….
It’s like the author had a weird dream, then woke up and thought, “Hmm, I could write a story about that.”
OMG!
This one takes the cake.Sentient butt love? Really?
I’m still not quite sure what to say about this. I mean seriously!
I need to stop looking at these–this one is nightmare worthy.
That’s a butt crack trying to pass off as a snitch 😛
*Drops mic*
*walks away*
This is my favorite WTF Cover ever.
Just when you think you’ve seen it all… You want to gouge your eyes out and use brain bleach simultaneously.