I don’t even know where to start with this cover..
The size DD pecs he’s sporting? The tree trunk-like thighs? The 8-pack? While all those things are impressive, I have to say my favorite part is that Dude is totally making the duck face. He’s like “aw, yeah. I’m hella hot like this. Better upload this bitch to Facebook for all my peeps.”
His armor is woefully lacking in some pretty important places.
Oh God! I can’t even. I… *dissolves into laughter*