This one is pretty disturbing. Who would get into bed with someone that is holding a gun with their finger on the trigger? That takes some brass ones for sure. He looks pretty creepy himself with that pornstache.
Tag: WTF Cover Saturday
It was the title that first caught my eye. Then the nail on her middle finger that squicked me out. The final nail in the coffin is that she looks like a porcelain doll.
The bulging veins. Why is he naked? Does he play hockey naked? The crown. Does he wear it or just play with it on? Just a strange one.
Oh Lord, my eyes. My eyes. They are burning. This cover cannot be unseen. The shimmering abs? The color of the legs which don’t match the rest of him? Which makes me wonder, how is he even tan when he’s a Sea Lord? And the weird bulges on his left arm. Gross.
I understand this is an alien novel. I have no issue with the blue or the scales. No, it’s the platinum hair. What is happening here? Who’s his stylist anyway?