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Baby Got Book by Jessie Lane

Posted January 28, 2013 by Holly in Miscellaneous | 1 Comment

Author Jessie Lane sent this to me and it was too funny not to share. Sung to the tune of Sir-Mix-A Lot’s Baby Got Back:

I like big books and I cannot lie
You other readers can’t deny

That when a writer walks in with an itty bitty pen

And an autograph in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

Cuz you notice that book was stuffed

Deep in the cover it’s wearing

I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And read your scripture

My book club tried to warn me

But that cover model you got

Make Me so horney

Ooh, Mr. Show-Me-Some-Skin

You say you want me to read you in bed

Well excuse me excuse me I won’t be your book groupy

I see them pages turnin’

hot and sexy with romancin’

It’s Sweat, Wet, got it goin’ like a character set

I’m tired of magazines

Saying ebooks are the thing

Take the average hardback and ask it that

If it has enough pages to stack

So Readers (yeah!) Reviewers(yeah!)

Has your book got the cover lust (hell yeah!)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, Paul Marron shake that healthy butt!

Baby got book!

Jessie Lane is the author of Big Bad Bite. You can buy it here or here in e-format.

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The Blog Readability Test

Posted November 29, 2007 by Holly in Discussions | 5 Comments

Totally stole this from Anne, who stole it from Shiloh Walker

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I got High School level on my personal blog. Should I be worried about that, I wonder?

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See, This is Why I Don’t Want To Work In Publishing….

Posted May 3, 2007 by Holly in Discussions | 8 Comments

Have you checked on your proof-reader today?

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