Erm…what can I say about this one? The cover along with the title says everything, doesn’t it?

Now please excuse me while I go shower.

This villain needs to go to villain school because he’s not coming off as anything but creepy. Not villainous at all. I’m not scared, just grossed out. The clothes, the hair, the couch. ::shudder::

This cover is actually sweet. I was going to pass right on by it until I saw it. His arm. What is happening to his arm??? His arm does not match the rest of his body. It actually looks like the lower half of his arm belongs to someone else entirely. He should be nice and return it. Maybe to his dad?

This whole cover is just bad, bad, bad. I don’t want to stereotype aliens, but how is this guy even an alien? Also, girl doesn’t exactly look happy to be knocked up. This entire cover is just gross.

I don’t know what I love about this cover the most. The mushroom or the “Inspired by true events” note at the top. This whole cover just makes me giggle.