This cover is eye-rolling. I could say the obvious “who rides a motorcycle like that”, but I can’t even be bothered. This cover is just too much.

I don’t understand how anyone can think this is attractive. This is a true head-scratcher for me.

At first glance, this didn’t really look like a WTF cover. Then my eyes went to the gun. In his pants. Do people really do that? That being said, I still plan on reading the book.

Ermmmm, okay. I’m not really into mermaids (Ariel notwithstanding), so this cover caught my eye immediately. I don’t know where to start here. First, he has a tail that looks like it should be for a female. He looks like he’s posing for the mermaid version of GQ. And his nipples. WTF indeed.

You guys. WTAF is going on here? The title caught my eye first, then the huge gun she was holding. Then I noticed the monkey. What the hell kind of nanny has a gun and a monkey? I just can’t with this cover.