I actually have this book in my TBR pile from awhile back, but this cover doesn’t do a lot for me.

Every single time I look at it, I think she’s giving me the bird. I always have to do a double take.

Y’all. Why? Why does this Cyborg have these giant boobs? They look strangely deformed, like they’re separate from his body, not part of it. I just can’t.

It looks like that baby is about to turn over and start nursing. I’m all for men taking over the task of carrying and nursing babies, but the hair is kind of freaking me out.

Y’all, WTAF is this? Okay, well clearly it’s a Lion-Man. Man shape, lion fur/muscles. You know what I want to know? Why is his tail so small. Giant muscles, giant..sword..small tail? Poor guy.

We love you, Sarina Bowen. We really do. But we would really like to know how this one get through the art department? Why doesn’t he have a shirt on? Why is he pulling down his jeans? Why is his hip so hairy when the rest of him isn’t? Tell us, please.