Check this out. I can’t even believe this one. And now check out the blurb: Terminally ill, Suzanne must find a replacement to take care of her loved ones before she dies. Matchmaking services haven’t worked out because her husband finds the fuckable ones un-marriable, and the marriable ones, unfuckable. Her only option is to […]

I can’t believe that we’ve been doing this feature for 100 weeks. This is our 100th post and today’s cover comes to you from our reader friend, Karen. She’s shared one helluva cover to feature. I’m not sure whether to thank her or not.  🙂 Check it out. My eyes about popped out of my […]

We’re almost to 100. Kind of hard to believe, isn’t it?  I have no idea what this book is about, or how that hand relates to licking neighbors, but I will forever be terrified of my hand turning into a turkey. Is that a thing that happens? I am not okay with this.

Another week, another…mullet? You guys. Dude HAS A MULLET. This is, like, the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Business up front – where he’s totally about to break chick’s neck; party in the back – where there’s totally some kind of lightning storm going on.

I’m not gonna lie, today’s cover is kind of terrifying.   Is she getting ready to…have sex? With…the dude from Rosemary’s Baby? Because seriously, WTF? Why does she not look more terrified about this? I…don’t even know, man. I don’t even know.