Our Grading System

five-stars

5 out of 5 – This book was so good I practically orgasmed over it. Get to the store and buy it NOW, or you’ll be sorry
4.5 out of 5 – This book was great, but there were a few things I couldn’t let go. Get to the store and buy it, you probably won’t be sorry.
4 out of 5 – This book was great, but I couldn’t get past some stuff. Go buy it, you’ll probably enjoy it.
3.5 out of 5 – This book was pretty good, but not amazing. You might want to buy it, but don’t hurt yourself getting to the store.
3 out of 5 – This book was all right. If you’re in the mood for something mindless, pick it up.
2.5 out of 5 – This book wasn’t very good, but it had a few redeeming qualities. Buy it or not, I don’t care.
2 out of 5 – This book sucked, but I found one or two things to like about it. I won’t be reading it again, and I don’t suggest you buy it.
1.5 out of 5 – This book was terrible. The writing/characters/plot were crap, but there was probably one thing I liked about it (maybe the sex was hot, or the hero was good). Don’t buy it. If you see it in the store, back away. Back away slowly.
1 out of 5 – This book sucked big donkey balls. I couldn’t find one thing about it that I liked. Not one. Do yourselves a favor and stay far, far away from this one. If you see it in the store, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

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