N is for Natural, because they’re in the forest.
A is for Abs, because the kid has ’em.
M is for Man, because MAN is that messed up.
B is for Beaver, because is that a BEAVER on the right or what?
L is for Lederhosen, because at least it’s a KILT and not Lederhosen.
A is for Adult, because that dude is DEFINITELY an adult, right?
What does that spell? Yeah, this book is right up their alley.
This cover brings to mind pedophilia, child-weight boxing (which is not a thing, I hope), and sad-sad-sad photoshop skillz. Oy. I’m getting a headache looking at this.
it’s just messed up crazysauce!
You win. I actually looked at this and said, “What the f^%$_?” LOL So many things wrong about this cover! (And I’m pretty sure that’s an otter. What?)