We’re back with another monster-porn cover this week. I know you’re as excited as I am!
Y’all, THAT IS TERRIFYING. My grandma collects garden gnomes! I can’t be seeing this kid of crap. I’ll never unsee that!
But I kind of wonder if this is what the Travelocity Gnome gets up to in his spare time. You just never know about some people gnomes. Not that I’m judging him. This is a safe space. We don’t judge here.
Holy shitballs! That is just… No.
I’m equal parts repulsed and amused.
I was always creeped out by gnomes until Amazing Race and the Travelocity Gnome sort of won me over. Now I need to go bleach my brain before I go to sleep tonight.
Can we judge the terrible photoshop, though? ’cause it’s terrible, and I’m concerned those poor gnomes didn’t consent to it.
Even the gnomes faces’ are like WTF? Yowzers, that’s just….. 😐
Oh God, there’s a Pluto gnome too and it’s going to haunt me now…
Don’t try to convince me you aren’t interested in this. I won’t believe you.