We’re back with another monster-porn cover this week. I know you’re as excited as I am!

Y’all, THAT IS TERRIFYING. My grandma collects garden gnomes! I can’t be seeing this kid of crap. I’ll never unsee that!

But I kind of wonder if this is what the Travelocity Gnome gets up to in his spare time. You just never know about some people gnomes. Not that I’m judging him. This is a safe space. We don’t judge here.