Today’s cover is one that may give me nightmares.
Y’all, I’m pretty sure something crawled up her ass. Something crawled up her ass! I feel like that is not okay. Unless she’s into that kind of thing, of course. Because people are totally into that kind of stuff, right? Who am I to judge?
More importantly, why is dude such a weird color? He looks marbleized or something. She has a fetish for furry things in her butt and he’s a statue? I might want to read this book.
Oh my god! I feel like she had a long ponytail and she cut it off and it slid down her back into her crack and got stuck there, which just goes to show you should never cut your hair when your naked.
Is it just me, or does her torso get super broad toward the top? Should her breast be showing if she’s turned at that angle? And why is he so pale? Is he the vampire to her weird half-shifted fox or whatever?
*Runs to Amazon to see if this book has any reviews*
If the one with the tail–holy furry squiggly!–is the girl, why does the other one had more delicate looking hands?
Unless they are both girls, which is also totally okay, just not clear.
Thank you, Holly, I’m gonna have nightmares too *raises water bottle*
How do you even manage to find these??
OMG! My mind is racing with all sorts of weird stuff right now 🙁