Virtual Whisper in Crowd: Sssh! It’s starting!
Virtual Crowd: whistles and screams
Hughverine: Hello Ladies.
Virtual Crowd: squees and much fainting
Hughverine: Thank you. trademark smile It’s my pleasure to be here today to open the first Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Awards! Hughverine woot I know it’s an important occasional for you all and as much as you’d like to look at me all day smexy smirk at the ‘hell yes’ from Thea it’s time to introduce those awesome, renowned and gorgeous ladies of Books Sluts ‘r’ Us…
Hughverine:… Tracy and Kris!
Virtual Crowd: wild applause and standing ovation
Kris: Thanks Hugh mate, you rock. We’ll talk more later about that book mark deal. Tracy… Tracy! mutters ForGod’ssakewipethedrooloffyourchinwe’relive. big fake smile for the Invisibles
Tracy: shaking off stupor It’s great to see so many of you came out for the announcement of our Blogger Awards.
Kris: We received 33 nominations from fellow Blogland bibliophiles and the competition was stiff.
Tracy: still giggling at the ‘stiff’ comment Yes, it was Kris. However, there can only be one winner…
Kris: … so we decided to also give honourable mentions to the sheer wantonness of two of the bloggers. Would you care to award the condemnations commendations, Tracy?
Tracy: Indeed I would. The two recipients of the ‘You’re on your way to being such a good little Book Slut’ certificates go to:
Kris: shouting through the applause Find out more about these terrific ladies via their blogs – Lily @ I Love Books and Fatin @ RR&H Novel Thoughts and Book Talk. Congratulations, Little Grasshoppers.
Tracy: Now, we get to the main even in today’s proceedings, the announcement of the winner of the Inaugural Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award.
Kris: This blog-mistress needs little introduction to many of you and seriously… how could we not give such a prestigious award to a person who bragged about crushing the competition with the sheer size of her tbr?? wiping tear from eye Such a beautiful, trampy statement.
Tracy: rolls eyes You’re such a sentimentalist, Kris. So, without further ado, the envelope please.
Virtual Crowd: thunderous clapping and shouts of hoorah
Tracy: Not only has Wendy received our first Award, but she is also the recipient of an ebook of her choice up to $8!
Kris: to Wendy You go, girl! turning back to the Virtual Crowd That brings us to the end of today’s ceremony. Never fear though ;), there is sure to be another Books Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award in the not too distant future!
Tracy: In the meantime, don’t forget our motto…
Tracy, Kris & Virtual Crowd:
Tracy & Kris: Until next time!